God’s Most Sodium-Packed Soldier



by TwerkinBingus445

35 Comments

  1. EyeofNewtTongueofDog

    I didn’t know gravy had the ability to stretch like toffee.

  2. GurlOfYaDreams

    Jesus. as someone with hypertension this makes me anxious… and now i have to go eat a banana

  3. ZeroTwoWaifu002

    Is this ai? Just doesn’t look right 🤔

  4. Interesting-Copy-657

    Did he leave that gravy out for 3 hours to thicken?

    Or added like half as much water as needed?

  5. QuantityActive-

    I love gravy but I don’t love gravy that’s thicker than mud. And yeah… gravy on an egg? wtf?

  6. Erchamion_1

    Y’all are crazy. Gravy isn’t good if you can’t chew it.

  7. Rexxington

    One of my workers last week made gravy like this, they put four packets into 2 gallons of water, it’s one gallon per packet. Then tried to gas light me into thinking it was acceptable to serve it like that. The temptation not to make them get a spoon and try their creation to tell me how okay it was to serve it was high. I just got them to thin it out with the proper amount of water in the end and it turned out fine, but holy hell do people make me question my sanity when it comes to cooking.

  8. FitCrew91

    British people are just as fat as in the United States but instead of getting there via processed foods they do it with french fries, curry and gravy. Tons and tons of gravy.

  9. No_Supermarket_1831

    It must die before it can start a patreon. Lol

  10. scriptingends

    That gravy is about as viscous as the blood pumping through his clogged arteries

  11. TKoBuquicious

    Dude screaming over it is annoying too

  12. Hot_Outlandishness88

    I mean. Good he’s eating his veggies 🤷🏻‍♂️

  13. ComminDenom30

    …. it’s bad when you can feel the salt crystals forming in your bloodstream

  14. EntrySure1350

    Does he just pinch that out of his arse afterwards and pour it back on his next meal?

  15. Have we really stooped to stupid reaction videos to ragebait stupid food here?